My brother deserves an award, perhaps a certificate of some-sort. I say this, because these are possibly the coolest groomsman gifts ever bestowed. Personalized Team USA soccer jerseys are great, but let's think about a few things that might have been cooler? Here's a short list of what I've come up with:

1) a station wagon with fake wood trim
2) a cornflake shaped like Illinois
3) a miniature elephant
4) a rocket; though i wish i could be more specific, but I suppose any rocket would do
5) a week's paid vacation

I guess #5 shows that I really AM dreaming.