Is there any reason boxing referees need to wear bow ties?
"Oh, you two are about to pummel the bejeezus out of each other? I better put on some formalwear. But just a short sleeve shirt."
Then the other two guys in the ring are wearing practically nothing at all. Nothing except satin hotpants. Two guys in underwear, one guy in bowtie and short sleeve shirt -- It looks like a gay striptease act gone horribly wrong.
Maybe that's why they're fighting.

How bad are things going for homeless people that they have to call me "sir"? How little do you have going on that I seem like someone you should call "sir"? The only people I would ever call "sir" are the President, the Queen, and George Clooney.
I only have $14 in my savings account. I'm only $14 ahead of you, homeless, and your shopping cart has got to be worth at least ten bucks. So let's drop the titles. Call me Julius. And I'll call you "homeslice".