I'm A Hero
so i'm dropping brittany off at like 2:30 in the morning and she jumps out to get something out of her car. passenger side window smashed out, glass everywhere, wallet gone. no, i don't understand why she left her wallet in her car, but anyways, i get her settled down and she calls her insurance company. i leave, because i've still got a 4 page paper due by 9 AM. I'm leaving, get almost of the complex and i realize i've got her WhataChickin and she's got my WhataBurger. I turn to go back and i see this dude like at a dead sprint out of the complex. His car is parked off to the side which was suspicious considering there's like 23000 spaces inside. So he's at a dead sprint, jumps in his pickup and floors it outta there. so of course, i followed him, jumped out at the light, drug him out of his car and beat the crap out of him. ok, not that last part. but i followed him and got his license plate number. does that make me a hero? i think so.

Note: in exactly one hour and one minute i whipped out a really good 6 page paper. I tip my hat to Mr. Horn for his help.