i got a call from the big blue U headquarters and they want me to come by today and fill out an incident report. apparently, they went back and reviewed the security tape and saw how freaking scary that dude was. hopefully, i'll some sort of compensation for getting scared to death. at the time i thought it was pretty funny because the guy just went whacko, but as my brother pointed out, he could have killed me. so if that ever happens, at my funeral, i want someone to recite some funny dude where's my car lines, and i want shane barnard to play "psalm 145" and "vineyard" by jackopierce. anyways, that dude still has me freaked out. i think that was the first time i was ever really scared. i envision him coming back to united and stabbing me in the neck, and i'll fall down and blood will be squirting out of my neck as i gasp my last words, "i like zane."